At first I thought this said “FREAKING NEWS” 
And I was really excited for some REAL. FREAKING. NEWS.
Then my rational brain was all “Breaking News”
And my day got sad again.

At first I thought this said “FREAKING NEWS” 

And I was really excited for some REAL. FREAKING. NEWS.

Then my rational brain was all “Breaking News”

And my day got sad again.