(Source: werther)
Face mask? FUCKYEAH!!! THERE ARE POLLUTANTS IN THE AIR THAT CAN CAUSE SERIOUS RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS!!!!!!11!!!
Helmet? nah…
(Source: jameztheillest, via mercurialblonde)
♔ MYTHS - Mermaids
“Mermaids are legendary aquatic creatures with the head and torso of a human female and the tail of a fish. The male version of a mermaid is called a merman; gender-neutral plurals could be “merpeople” or “merfolk”. Various cultures throughout the world have similar figures.”
Also we like to drown men at sea
(via rehired)
S/O to my butt-ugly, uneducated, bible-thumping Midwest babes!!
Finally unfollowed that East Coast, whiny, entitled person that has ugly nails and horrible style, still lives with her parents, and thinks all people that don’t live on a coast are simple and ugly.
WTF does she care about losing some follow from *ghasp* a “fly-over” state.

New blog up, kittens.